Thursday, April 28, 2016

Another Blowjob Post

As I was reading through the blog roll today I came upon a great post.  If you want to read it, and you should, it is on Girl on the Net.  The post "The Best Blowjob will Haunt Me Forever."

There are a couple of things that I love about this post and couple of things that made me think.  All it all it is a well written review of the inner dialog of a extremely neurotic and fastidious thinker.  I love it what a seemingly innocent event or comment is questioned and taken to the absurd lengths, ie, Reductio ad absurdum.  Bravo, Girl on the Net, Bravo!

The most interesting thing about the post was when she states she has pride in her ability to give a blowjob.  She has worked on it and strived, nay, struggled to improve.  First, thank you for giving so many blowjobs.  It is a wonderful gift and just in case even one gentleman forgot to thank you, I would like to.

As with all male sex bloggers I will now complain about my spouse.  25 years and hardly any blowjobs.  They are only given with a crinkled brow and a frown, "do you want a blowjob?"  she will ask as if I am offering her spoiled milk.  In my mind I think, "Not from you!".  When she suprises me and offers some sort of forplay (I had to bitch for quite some time about the one sided forplay we have) it is the most uncomfortable position ever.

I am on my back (standing would be some sort of sin, in addition we fuck late at night in absolute darkness, usually her facemask is on already to block her eyesight) her body is draped over my midsection with her elbow in my diaphragm.  It just hurts.  I am in shape and I can handle some weight on my midsection, but an elbow pressed in to my flesh makes it difficult to experience any pleasure.

Her body is stiff, as if she is bracing herself for and offending blow to the face.  Her hand is in a loose O with my penis rattling around inside.  Lips lightly touching cock skin and a slight flickering of a tongue.  When the head bobs, so does the body, in a very uncomfortable jerking motion.  I imagine it looks like she is stabbing herself in the tongue.

I do not cum from this.  If I need to cum I have to grab the fellow and beat the cum out of him.  Her mouth hovers but I know she does not want my cum.  I know this because when it comes she either jumps out of the way or just spits it back onto me.  Lovely, I know.

SIDE NOTE:  Whenever I write about my sex life and complain about my spouse I have this conflicting feeling of anger and guilt as I write.

Like the Girl on the Net, I take pride in my pussy licking ability and finger play skills.  I study, I experiment, I ask, I try and get better.  I even used a scalpel to cut the frenulum under my tongue so I would quit cutting it on my lower teeth every time I went down on a girl.  It also wanted my tongue to stick out a little farther.  I am committed to my craft!

I believe if you LIKE something you focus on being GOOD at it.  If you DON'T LIKE to do something you are BAD at it so you don't have to do it.  It is the analogy of the man doing the dishes poorly so the housewife never asks him to do it again.

I then examined why I liked eating pussy.  I am sure the Girl on the Net has examined her cock sucking desire as well.  There is the pheromonal aspect, biologically we are attracted to the sweet, tangy, musky, freshness of the female sex organs.  There is the visual, eating a pussy is pure pornography.  Not only do you see the pussy in all its 1080P HD beauty, you also get a wonderful view up the abdomen to the chests and all the breasty wonder that is there.  Don't forget the psychological, the control of teasing a body to a twitchy, clutching, screaming orgasmic crescendo of foreplay makes a man feel like a man.

All those are in play, but the most important, and I believe the difference, is giving pleasure to another human being.  Eating pussy and sucking dick are examples of GIVING PLEASURE.  I excel and I feel good and accomplished when I GIVE PLEASURE.  Not to say I do not like to receive!  It is almost as bad when a person has an inability to receive pleasure. 

My spouse is unapologetically selfish, it shows in every little argument we have.  It also shows in our sex.  Foreplay is 100% my arena, no give and take.  I work her up, fingers, kisses, oral, ass licking, whatever gets her off.  At some point she will say, "Stick it in me", literally, that is exactly what she says.  No kisses, no hand job, no blow job, no stimulation on my part other than what I have worked up in my foreplay.  I usually do stick it in, because if I do not then she misses her "window" to cum and gets upset.

When I stick it in, she cums almost instantly.  I, on the other hand, take a while.  On a normal day I take a while, no foreplay and I can take forever.  It has also gotten to the point where this is an hatchet handle for me.  No matter how hard I try and burry the hatchet, I trip over the handle.  I mentally check out when it happens and loose wood rather quickly.

So what would make an ideal "Best Ever" blow job?

I think Girl on the Net has it figured out...I want what she gives...Effort.




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