I love porn.
You could make an argument that I am addicted to porn. In the private browser on my phone I have about 200 tab open of porn. I have accounts on all the major platforms and I index movies that I like, not all the time, but I have them. I also read sex stories, lots of them. To the point that I have to leave them alone for a while to let more stories get posted because I have read them all. I also write sex stories, I have posted a few but I have many more that are not posted at all, just for me.
I have one I have been writing for the past four months. I enjoy the hell out of getting myself all turned on as I imagine this scene and turn it into words on a page. I dream of the different situations and the story, how to build the desire and tease the reader (me). Most of the story is set up to the sexy parts, I really try to make it realistic as possible.
Anyway, back to the topic. Recently I have noticed that the run thing for the girls to do is to cross their eyes and stick out their tongue. I have no idea why it turns me off, but it does. It just looks stupid. I guess I should not be too surprised with titles such as, "Stupid Cum Sluts", why can't it just be "Cum Sluts"...why do they have to be stupid...
I think this is why I gravitate more toward amateur porn or casting porn. It tends to be much more real. I actually purchased a membership to one online porn site, my first ever. It is a Gloryhole site. I like that the focus is on the girl blowing and fucking.
Back to the weird faces. It’s just as bad as fake sex sounds. Do you know how all pilots sound the same? Well, it is because they all started to mimic Chuck Yager back in the early days of flight. It’s a voice they all do. Pornstar sex sounds are the same. Simone famous shouted, “yes, yes, yes, yeeeesssss.” And everyone just repeated it.
Whoever crossed their eyes and stuck out their tongue first…kudos to you. Innovation! Everyone else…just stop.
